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Thursday, October 01, 2009

星期四國慶

八點幾起身﹐刷牙﹐著衫﹐放菜佬﹐一落樓下成班人排隊﹐阻喇住我放菜﹐菜ALL完C後番黎﹐係慢哈頓山撞到隻白色TERRIER﹐兩隻野狂吠﹐經過D C9係到話拒地傾計﹐我又幾鐘意拒禁稔呀。問看更D友排咩﹐原來排渣打換炒票﹐吊。

番黎上網﹐十點幾去買眾﹐買菜﹐洋沖﹐紅魚﹐雞力﹐叉蕉﹐之後買埋恩典炒麵魚蛋番黎﹐食食。

老婆都起身食﹐上網﹐吸塵﹐洗地﹐洗毛巾﹐老婆又肚餓喇﹐整左BALL菜兩份食﹐之後飲YURK﹐再整兜水餃比拒﹐我剃道﹐之後訓番陣﹐之後就出事喇﹐訓係到﹐好似有個大屁要放﹐禁咪放囉﹐一放之下都真係幾大﹐咪除條底褲望下咩事﹐嘩大濟喇﹐哈哈哈﹐唔講落去LU。

老婆執野﹐幫拒﹐之後又煮飯喇﹐唔怪得我老母有時禁憎煮野喇﹐煮婦就係由朝煮到晚﹐蒸魚﹐菜金苗﹐叉蕉﹐食飯﹐體電視﹐洗野﹐之後放菜佬﹐番上黎﹐老婆都執好野LU。

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3 Comments:

At 2:13 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

nay mo mud c ar ma? yiu yam yurk!

 
At 3:01 AM, Blogger cream 狗 said...

ron says: (2:56:48 PM)
have u read choi lan blog
(*)*red+u K for Kenneth! says: (2:57:26 PM)
no ar
(*)*red+u K for Kenneth! says: (2:57:29 PM)
funny thing?
ron says: (2:57:34 PM)
yup ar
ron says: (2:57:44 PM)
he fart.. and shit came out
(*)*red+u K for Kenneth! says: (2:59:31 PM)
p his k
ron says: (2:59:47 PM)
hahahha
ron says: (2:59:51 PM)
u never did?
(*)*red+u K for Kenneth! says: (3:00:27 PM)
no ar

 
At 12:36 AM, Blogger JONO said...

無事﹐D皮夫差D遮﹐唔係正病或者忍疾

 

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