JONO人身真好玩

JONO﹐衣著大碼﹐喜愛淺白﹐鐘意搞事﹐喜歡說笑﹐食得慢﹐乞兒一名﹐不過係一個識英文既乞兒﹐比起美國華人熟識美國文化﹐唔識找平機票﹐唔會找人麻煩﹐結婚唔會叫FRIEND番熱D雞﹐過目不忘﹐憎人唔記得自己﹐愛自己班底﹐串爆人地班底﹐鐘意既野多數好﹐唔鐘意個D多數垃圾﹐深信普通好人好過教會既好人。不吃煙﹐不喝酒﹐不會和不熟的人扮FRIEND﹐唔蘇SO。134.4磅。

Friday, September 01, 2006

大隻記

那個男兒不愛大。。。隻﹐大隻可以吸引異性同同性既注意﹐大隻可以搬野﹐可以一隻手擰起兩個保齡球﹐我真係見過﹐打藍球都可以跳得高D。係TI識到個貌似陳奕迅但係心口多兩塊識震牛扒既同學﹐好自然拒個名就係叫大隻﹐個名真係易改啦今次﹐而家改可能叫黃德濱囉﹐拒重成日著埋D EVERLAST個D大隻衫周街走添﹐真係勁。

咁開頭快必見到人咁大隻就開似同人搭訕啦﹐咁快必係我D兄弟黎家嗎﹐之後好自然拉埋我去﹐傾傾下我地就話不如一齊去玩健身囉﹐見到大角嘴社區中心有地方﹐就去左個度啦﹐真係有教練喎﹐幾好呀﹐教練問我同快必﹐點呀﹐想點練法﹐拒話見我地兩個都係岩岩玩﹐玩D結實野先啦﹐好啦﹐聽拒咁講﹐照做。又舉重擴胸﹐又踩單車練腳﹐每次玩完重即刻去食野添﹐如是者玩左幾個月﹐間野連教練都無埋啦﹐發覺自身都係差唔多咁上下﹐加上又差唔多考試啦﹐無玩啦﹐即到現在。自己安慰自己﹐個人健康咪算囉。

14 Comments:

At 9:51 PM, Blogger cream 狗 said...

gong sick dai jack jui wut dut

 
At 9:51 PM, Blogger cream 狗 said...

忍 唔 到 ︰ 聽 到 MB 有 趣 言 論 , 連 一 向 正 經 的 郭 晉 安 和 佘 詩 曼 都 忍 唔 到 笑 , 其 中 安 仔 更 笑 到 耷 晒 頭 。

 
At 10:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

mair hai gong sick dai jack? gong nam gor d?

 
At 12:16 AM, Blogger cream 狗 said...

lui chi la... dai jack duck ng g yin gor d lor...

 
At 12:19 AM, Blogger JONO said...

gor bone ga yuen boon hai sau gae, garm arn lin do ho dor 9 yuk gum la!

 
At 12:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

or, gum ho dor 9 yuk gor d ho yuk suen la, mo lui jei chung yee ga wor gor d

 
At 12:29 AM, Blogger JONO said...

某天我吻過你soy bean 邊情節也擾亂
最好全部記憶收起 終會淡忘你的臉

 
At 12:30 AM, Blogger JONO said...

hai lor, sor yee or tung ar cream dole ng wui gum lin, ching yuen lin gor, a cream chin 2 man g gay mic lin gor lor!

 
At 12:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wa, jo mud cheung jor or shout yum gor, hahaha
or chin 2 man g gay doh lin gor lei wor

 
At 3:37 AM, Blogger JONO said...

hai ar, ng hai ar! dole yau d lui jai chung yee dai jack lo ga, dai jack lo dole yau kui day gae c cheung ga!

 
At 9:39 AM, Blogger cream 狗 said...

hahahahaha... sut joy tai ho siu la

 
At 11:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

or sic gum dor lui jai, or hai jui chung yee dai jack lo ga la, dan or doh ng chung yee 1 9 9 yuk ga wor. dor so lui jai doh chung yee d go go shout shout, ho chi she sun gum gae nam jai ga

 
At 1:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wah, dai so gae gong fat ho arm, or ho tun yee ar! go go shout shout mic ho lor.

 
At 8:52 PM, Blogger JONO said...

1 9 9 gor d gun boon chow side hey! or dole dai lik gor kui! duck gor yeung! hahaha!

 

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